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Ah ha motherfuckers! BACK IN THE SWING OF THANGS! Yes....believe it or not.....I have found time to get back into the update game. Go figure....(damn I got a little too excited there)

So today I found out I'm gonna get my computer back soon...the hard drive needed replaced. Just as I suspected....Good news is next time something goes wrong with it, I get a new laptop outta the deal. I'm almost crossing my fingers for some bullshit to go wrong with it.

With my computer back I'll be able to get back in the mix w/some artwork...Joy!

Went to get my haircut the other day. I just wanted a trim. Apparently the bitch had other things on her mind and tried to axe murder my ass, WTF! I was like "Just take a little off the front and angle it back along the sides. I'd like to trim up the back alot, because I don't want to start growing a mullet." And the bitch went to work...I look up just in time to see her trying to turn me into looking like some soccer player freak on the high school varsity team. I don't wear a fucking letter jacket, OK. My hair was previously down to my chin. She was trying to bring it up to just under eyebrow length. Her excuse was she was trying to cut the front to match the back because if she cust it the way I asked it was gonna look "jacked up". WTF?! I'm not paying her for her personal opinion, I'm paying her to cut my hair the way I asked. I got shitty w/her and made her keep some of the length in the front before she totally fucked my shit all up. I wound up getting up out of the chair a little early, just as she evened out the sides as best as she could after having already trimmed one side a little short, and the whole time she was complaining that it needed to be shorter. Goddamn woman, get those ideas out of your thick fucking skull! I flat out told her I hated short hair, that I was growing my hair for a while, and because of her stupidity, its now gone. Granted, its not completely hopeless as hair does grow back, and I did manage to catch her before things got out of hand. Had she had my head tilted down, it could have been a nightmare. I definitely know where I'm NOT going to go next time I need my hair cut.

Anyways...

I plan on showing up tonight at the Pirates and Ninjas part-ee, sporting my eye patch in all its glory. I was gonna bring my assault shotgun so I could be a modern day pirate just like on the high seas, but I thought it might make people too antsy, so I left it. Regardless, I'm set to sail the scurvy seas of doom.

See you soon you salty seadogs.