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And you thought the tattoo was evil......I just shed my skin to reveal my true nature.




Crazy times to be had these days...Last night I narrowly avoided death on the highway- this time w/o totalling my ride. Stupid fucking woman decides that coming to a complete stop on the highway is a perfectly reasonable thing to do....right in front of my speeding truck.....I swerved to the right just in time to miss crunching the back of her piece of shit Accord. Probably would have done her a favor and put her car out of its misery.....

I also managed to outrun one of those new supercharged Chevy Cobalts in an impromptu drag race right in front of Tuttle Crossing....I wasn't trying to drag, I just started at a light turning left and needed to get over into the right lane so I get could on the highway, so I just punched it. This lame G-funk wannabe in the lane next to me thinks he could take me and starts trying to pass me up....I even let off the gas for a sec before I realize he's still back there trying to race....so I punch it again and then cut his ass off bigger than shit when I jump two lanes over to the on-ramp.....ouch....thats
got to sting....getting owned by a fucking truck in yer new "badass" supercharged car....a little car at that. I smiled for a long time.

This all occured just as I was making my way down to PromoWest to catch Muse- which I almost forgot about entirely (stupid short-term memory). The concert was awesome...though I will say their wardrobe consisted of something out of Office Space....Why would you ever be in a kickass rock band and dress like you're spending a day at the office camped out next to a water cooler? I just don't get it....The opening band sucked salty ball-sack....Razorlight....*yawn*....I took the time to consume a couple screwdrivers in the corner waiting for them to end their set.
On the way back from the show is when that stupid bitch pulled the "I don't know how to drive on the highway" act that almost totalled me and my new truck.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......Thank god for the hours I've spent playing Gran Turismo....seriously...without that game I'd be DOA right now....I had about .5 of a second to react as the way she did what she did was incredibly fucking devious....however, despite this, I did make it back safe and sound so that I could talk to my favorit-ist person in the whole world over the tele-phone......*sigh* This week has been tough.....She's really got me all wrapped around her finger...(this is a good thing)....and I've been waiting for this weekend to come ever since I left her house on Sunday.....

I'm looking foward to seeing you all this weekend at Shabby's....I'll be rolling out w/my roommate Ghosty (Keith) in tow.....he's gonna need a ride back here to C-bus after the party....Anyone headed back this way?

Until tommorow.....adios.

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to you Ms. Meow )