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"That does it....I'm hanging myself and Wal-mart's paying for it!"

awwwww shit. George Carlin is the man. Just got back from the show and I have to say that I'm so glad I got to see him live. He pulled out a bunch of the classic gags, such as "You know what you don't hear people talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts." ...as well as some new jokes and plans for things like the Suicide Channel....damn...it was too much. Other topics touched upon were things like auto-erotic asphyxiation and the fact that most parents that discover their kids have accidently killed themselves while slapping the salomi that they make up stories that little Joey was "sad all the time" and "dissapointed in his grades".....I laughed so hard I thought I might pass out in the theater. Carlin's a man that obviously has alot on his mind...and what's on his mind isn't always something you might want to hear. lol.

Funny funny stuff.



Now its off to enjoy my weekend and get some drinks in me to oil up the joints a bit.



Ok- time to edit this last entry:
I didn't go out cause' I decided that I'd rather to talk to my girl...and my roommies went out to the bar without me....and never came back. hmmmmm. That usually means bad things. I'm thinking either
a: car wreck
b: jailtime
c: set fire to the bar
d: drove to Canada
e: dead hookers
f: all of the above

or there may be a slight possibilty that they just wound up at my friend's house and are still passed out. But somehow, I don't think that's likely as my roommies love for sleeping in their own bed's is very strong. hmmmm. I just hope everything's alright and they're not fucking mangled or locked up somewhere for reckless driving or obnoxious behavior....both which are likely possibilities.