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Yup It's been a minute since my last few updates because it's been hectic to say the least. First and foremost, I celebrated My three year anniversary with my girl Meow out in Vegas a few weekends back. It's been almost twenty years since I was in Vegas, and I have to say it was great. Plenty of good times (and empty bottles, drinking a fifth almost each day). The weather was great, and it was nice to be away from Ohio. There was a lot of late night rambling going on, as we're not rich enough to afford limos. We went through a good selection of the different casinos, and saw the different sights. We got to see a Cirque de Soleil show, Ka, which was well worth the money. After that, I ate probably the single finest steak meal of my life while sitting and watching the Bellagio fountains in the Eiffel tower restaraunt at Paris. Also, if you go to my girl's page, you'll see a few snippits of our drunken adventures. All in all, it was a great vacation and I wish I could go back more frequently (though I'd like to be able to roll in with lots of $$$ in the future as this vacation was brought to you by Visa).

In other news, my brand new car was fucking hit by a real asshole that tried to run me off the road. I traded my truck in at the end of February and bought a Dodge Magnum. I was so happy to finally own a muscle car and and then sure enough, less than two months later an asshole decides to go into road rage mode because he's arguing with his soon to be ex-wife in the car and pass me illegally on a residential street and make it a point to wreck into my driver's side while doing so (I could go into the full details but I've told the story so many times by now I'm tired of it). Here's the short and sweet, this guy got mad when I passed him to merge as my lane was ending (I simply passed him, I didn't cut him off or anything), started trying to ride my bumper, and then swung over to the opposing lane of traffic, sped up to the left of me, crunched my driver side Hollywood car chase style, shot ahead ahead of me, and then totaled his truck into a guardrail after trying to take a 20 mph turn at what I will assume was at least 50 mph. Serves the fucker right. However, the keystone cops that showed up didn't even cite this asshole, because he told them that I somehow hit him first and caused his fucking accident. I didn't hear him say this to the police and would have had a real problem with it if I had. Hopefully, it will all work out in the end with the insurance companies, because that's who gets to decide everything now. Regardless, I get to take my car into the bodyshop Monday for $4100 worth of repairs. Now that the weather is finally getting nicer, I just want to take my car out and have it look good, but I suppose I'll have to wait. The only good thing is that I was not injured by the wreck and got to witness him total his ride after being a total cocksmoker.

With all that said, I'm tired of typing.

Adios!