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Hmmm, what's it like to have an interesting life?? The kind where there are wild parties, masses of freinds, three am trips to White castle...I remember those days, used to have them all the time.
So, how did I end up a hermit?? Still trying to figure this out. Very twilight zone, almost feel like Rod Serling should be voicing over my life. Maybe he is...and I just cant' hear him...

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Susan: "Sally, does it ever occur to you that age brings wisdom and greater confidence?"
Sally: "Susan, age brings you more to shave."

You know, I have never understood the male obsession with lesbianism - a whole area of sex with nothing for them to do. Just answered my own question, haven't I?

Men are not people. We are disgustoids in human form.

A relationship is a loving bond between two people, and a threesome can take the edge off that.

Lap dancing's the ultimate nightmare of man - it's porn that can see you.

Sex.... It's just like cuddling - only damper.