Sick again. Fuck. I hate being sick. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. I wish the women I work with would quit passing this crap around to me. Unfortunately, they work in school cafeterias during the day so they get exposed to all kinds of crap. grrrrr. The joys of having a depressed immune system. NOT.
Oh, I still have an immune system. I had pnuemonia when I was five, then the flu, then pnuemonia again all in the course of a year. Turns out, that kind of thing kicks the crap out of your immune system and it never bounces back!
So, my little white cells, instead of breaking out the bazookoids at the first sign of infection sit back with a beer and a joint and get around to beating it eventually.
Did I mention I hate being sick? and blowing my nose. How do those teensy little sinuses produce that much snot!! They have to be dimensionally trancendental...that's the only explanation!
Now that I've grossed people out..my ultimate goal. I'm off for more Kleenex and a few more swigs from the Nyquil bottle.
Maybe I'll put up another of my poems. What do you think? Anyone in the mood for more dark poetry?
Oh, I still have an immune system. I had pnuemonia when I was five, then the flu, then pnuemonia again all in the course of a year. Turns out, that kind of thing kicks the crap out of your immune system and it never bounces back!
So, my little white cells, instead of breaking out the bazookoids at the first sign of infection sit back with a beer and a joint and get around to beating it eventually.
Did I mention I hate being sick? and blowing my nose. How do those teensy little sinuses produce that much snot!! They have to be dimensionally trancendental...that's the only explanation!
Now that I've grossed people out..my ultimate goal. I'm off for more Kleenex and a few more swigs from the Nyquil bottle.
Maybe I'll put up another of my poems. What do you think? Anyone in the mood for more dark poetry?
I'm up for more dark poetry! Go for it young lady!