Why is it, when the weather gets cold, everyone and their grandmother decide to go OUT for pizza? I mean, I curl in a little ball with my footie pajamas and try not to move until spring!
Yes, it was a little busy in my dining room tonight!
My new would-be cook is actually a roving disaster area on legs. I'm amazed, she can spend less than five seconds in my kitchen, it's clean when she comes in and looks like a bomb went off when she leaves.
I had whole masses of buckeye fans sucking down beer and watching high school football on the tube in preperation for tomorrow's game. Apparently, you have to start the night before when they play Michigan. Whatever, I don't follow college football. I try to wear blue on game days just to piss them off.
Last time I had pizza sauce, spaghetti sauce, pop and beer "accidentally" spilled on me. Riiiiiight. What's a cubit?
My consolation for the evening...a few too many screwdrivers after work knocked back to some REALLY bad Karaoke. The best part was this little Asian guy doing his best impression of Elvis on speed while other people were singing, atleast I think that's what they were trying to do...could have been a heard of dying water buffalo, I'm not really sure.
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Yes, it was a little busy in my dining room tonight!
My new would-be cook is actually a roving disaster area on legs. I'm amazed, she can spend less than five seconds in my kitchen, it's clean when she comes in and looks like a bomb went off when she leaves.
I had whole masses of buckeye fans sucking down beer and watching high school football on the tube in preperation for tomorrow's game. Apparently, you have to start the night before when they play Michigan. Whatever, I don't follow college football. I try to wear blue on game days just to piss them off.
Last time I had pizza sauce, spaghetti sauce, pop and beer "accidentally" spilled on me. Riiiiiight. What's a cubit?
My consolation for the evening...a few too many screwdrivers after work knocked back to some REALLY bad Karaoke. The best part was this little Asian guy doing his best impression of Elvis on speed while other people were singing, atleast I think that's what they were trying to do...could have been a heard of dying water buffalo, I'm not really sure.
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You've actually brought up one of the questions that has been puzzling me for years. Why do Asian men feel compelled to sing Elvis during karaoke? It seems to be genetically preprogrammed. Sort of like around here where everyone feels compelled to sing Kenny Rogers.
As for the genetic disposition of Asian men toward the great body of ELvis material...I vote for crib-side brainwashing. Let's face it, for a good long time, most of the world at large had an opinion of Americans based on Blue Hawaii, Frankie and Johnny and Viva Las Vegas.