funnyman

taken, motherfucker! no more mr. single guy. it seems as though i have finally found a girl who likes me as much as i like her. mission accomplished. good work team! and ian, you fuckin' rock for suggesting barnes and noble, cuz it made the date perfect. date part deux will occur tomorrow, so hopefully it will go just as smoothly. i never thought i would be saying this, but i'm off the market. sorry ladies, you missed the boat. maybe its my suave way of asking girls out. tonight's method was to drive up to the drive through at commerce while jess was working, and fill out a withdrawal slip. the amount was her name, the date was filled out "tomorrow 5pm", the account # was "food+movie", and the blocks for the total amount fit my cell number perfectly. she opened up the tubey thingy and started cracking up. then she told me i had just become her favorite person in the world, and that it was the most creative way of asking someone out she had ever seen. so tomorrow, i will think of something crazy to do while bored out of my mind at work, and then put it into action tomorrow night. hopefully my ninja skills will prevail, and i will coerce a few moments into making me believe in magic. well, gotta go clean my room so it is ready for the cinema paradiso-age. night all.
-alex