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funnyman

Salamanca, Spain(haha, i wish!)

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Saturday Jul 16, 2005

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i have most definitely scored me a jess. this jess happens to be a teller at commerce and likes to come to loews frequently. it appears that tonight, she thought it prudent to see the ever-popular charlie and the chocolate factory. oh how prudent it was. after a small quantity of chit-chat, i decided it prudent to make a statement of affection. also on the list of tasks was to inquire as to her interest in accompanying me to a place of dining. this was to occur upon her exit from the theater. she, being ever so wise, obliged and recited her telephone's number. i politely performed the task of data entry and now this bit of knowledge lies in the bowels of my humble cellular device. the agreed-upon time for our telephones to make contact is at 1600 hours tomorrow. let us hope all goes well, for this would be such a wonderful encounter. and now, a word from our friend, the ultra-rare wooting crane. "woot woot." thank you mr. crane, you are ever so helpful! love
simbelmyne:
Good luck!
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