today i heard something that could theoretically make the speaker the fucking antichrist. at work tonight, some guy(as in MALE member of the human species) saw the poster for Mr. and Mrs. Smith and had the nerve to call Angelina Jolie UGLY!!!! His exact words were: :"I fucking hate her. She has a horrible face. I really don't understand why people think she's so hot. She's really kind of ugly". If I hadn't been working, his cock would have been in 5 different trash cans and he would be singing soprano, if at all. The apocalypse must be on its way, cuz no one but the antichrist could say such a thing. if there is anyone out there who disagrees with this, please let me know so that I can show everyone you are a waste of space. Angie=h4w7n3sS. If you don't think she is the best, that's fine, but for gods sake people, SHE IS NOT UGLY!!!!! As soon as I calm down and put down the sniper rifle I have in my hand, I might just put up some new pics, but that would involve forgiveness. People are stupid. End of story.
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A lot of people are totally into Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Halle Barry, or even Britney Spears and Aguilera, but none of them do anything for me at all. Thing is, you gotta have more than a body. Anyone with a personal trainer and personal dietician better have an amazing body or they're getting scammed, but Jolie - she has a hottness that money just can't buy. Those eyes could make me kill a man.
God I had such a crush
Then she moved to Virginia, became an addict, and her looks just... went away.
Very disappointing too.
We were in gymnastics together. Most physically flexible person I ever met...