funnyman

I'm consuming mass quantities of R.U.M. as i write this Today was the worst day I have ever had at Super Vid. I got threatened by a 6'5" drunk russian thug, He handed me a scratch-off lotto ticket, and told me it was a $200 winner. well, it wasn't. It was, however, a $0 winner So I told him this, and he flipped on me. I explained that the numbers had to match, and that while 8 did beat 1, that wasn't the point of the fucking game So he started flipping me off and cursing me out. Then he threatened to call the police and have me thrown in jail. His words, and I quote: "I'll call the fucking cops on you. You will be in jail, you fucking piece of shit! Jail! It's ok, baby, be quiet. Be nice baby. It's ok. Be nice, baby. Be nice". This is the first time I have EVER been threatened in any way at a job. I have been offered a job as a raccoon control officer in some crazy hick's backyard, byut that was about as crazy as it got So, I got sexually harrassed(the baby part) had my life threatened all in one day. It was pretty fucked up. I am going to go finishf this botthle oif rum, cuz i want to forget tonight if possib;e
FGunnyman out!