funnyman

i am hopelessly in love. and i can't seem to get the lovee to realize it. a little help here? I've written letters, sent flowers, etc. and nothing seems to work. I refuse to give up, because that would condemn me to eternal suffering in the unbearable hell of loneliness. I am going to go beat my head with a plank of wood(hey, it helped monks in the middle ages, so why not me?!). If there is a change in the situation, it will be posted right here, so don't go too far.