well hello theah! welcome to the mindfuck that is my world. You are probably not ready, nor will you ever be. for i am the almighty funnyman, or you can call my by my royal name: Baron von Leica. MWAHAHAHA. one head rolling. ah ah ah. two heads rolling. ah ah ah. ok, you get the point...or do you? I THINK NOT!!! That would be t0o eASy!! WeeeeEEe!!! I like to take pretty pictures and print them out on pretty paper. pretty pictures of crazy people on the streets that is. and by pretty paper, i mean the remains of slaughtered trees and jeans(little known fact: much of the "recycled" paper you see is recycled blue jeans). YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY GODDAMN DAY! i am currently plotting to rule the world with my ultrasecret super death ray charles. i will spare no one, nor will i let anyone die. my agenda is to simply control the mind of George W. Bush, which should not be all that difficult. After all, we're only as good as what the Combine allows us to consume. Anyway, I am feeling olympic, so I'm going to go throw a pillowcase over my head and jump off a balcony. that's how you do skydiving, right? if at first you don't succeed, then pillowcase-diving is not for you. END TRANSMISSION. 
