BEHOLD....THE SKOOKY SKUNK!!! I have been given this awe-inspiring title by none other than Ryan McGill, Power Ranger at law. Ok, ok, so it was actually given to me by my boss' son, who THINKS he is a power ranger, and likes to make up crazy names to insult people who are bigger than he is. But this does not diminish the might of he who bears the moniker of the skooky skunk. To live skookily, one must release all of their inhibitions, and let their mind free itself from the drudgery of everyday life...or something like that. Basically, if you're not skooky, you need to get skooky, and fast...or else. Or else what, you might ask yourself. Well, guess what. Or else this. Your world will become unstable, the earth's core will stop spinning, a giant asteroid will come down from the heavens, aliens will shoot green shit at you, the robots will disobey the three laws, and the gulfstream will reverse itself and change the climate. whew! i hope i didn't miss any disaster movi...er, i mean, um, "things that will happen if you are not skooky". Yeah, that. Do not fear the Skook. The Skook is your friend.
This has been a public service announcement from the skooky skunk advisory board. Thank you for your time, and rest well knowing that the world is watching with great anticipation. Good night, and good luck.
This has been a public service announcement from the skooky skunk advisory board. Thank you for your time, and rest well knowing that the world is watching with great anticipation. Good night, and good luck.