funnyman

Shcool is cool, kids! but yeah, i am definitely loving le school. i have one class where the teacher is a brainless smacktard, but i think that will add to the class. according to her, if we are worried during the breaks, she will take our valuables. good ol' aurora gold(yes, that's her name). myspace...it's not just for breakfast anymore. on friday, my photoshop prof...
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this is my response to an article written by some liberal douchebags who think that all sg models are prostitutes. have at it

here is the link: http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2004/07/293267.shtml

vineeta,
i have held off posting until i read the entire thread(took about an hour), and i finally came to the conclusion that you don't have any semblance of reasoning power. i am not flaming you, i...
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"You know what relationships do? They make one person go 'blah blah blah blah!' and the other person is like 'What the hell does that mean?' and the other person goes 'blah blah blah!"

if you haven't seen 40-year old virgin yet, SEE IT!! funniest movie of the year by far. steve carrell is so much funnier than will ferrell, because he can pull off...
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well...it was good while it lasted.

jess is no more. according to her, she "doesn't have time for a relationship". or a phone call. or anything except hanging out with her best friend. she didn't even have time to say more than "have a nice day" when i visited her at work. so yeah, kinda figured it was coming. i just wish she had been...
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ibrahim ferrer was one of my favorite musicians. i bought his cd when i went to spain.(yes, i know he's from cuba, but whatever) i played that album incessantly for the entire month i was there. ibrahim was one of the few people that could make anyone feel guilty for complaining. he never had a frown on his face, never bitched and moaned about...
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the spell can only be broken by true love's first kiss. YEAH, like that'll ever happen!

oh wait, it did.

tonight was just as amazing as the other nights, but ended even better. NO, GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!! when we got back to her house, we were standing on the porch talking, and jess noticed that one of the plants had started...
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may i have your attention please?

love

that is all(you need)

taken, motherfucker! no more mr. single guy. it seems as though i have finally found a girl who likes me as much as i like her. mission accomplished. good work team! and ian, you fuckin' rock for suggesting barnes and noble, cuz it made the date perfect. date part deux will occur tomorrow, so hopefully it will go just as smoothly. i never thought i...
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tonight was fucking amazing. i can see this lasting for quite a long time. not once during the 7 hours we were together were we at a loss for words. there was no awkward "first date" feeling to it. it was as if we had known each other forever. first we went to the olive garden. while we waited for the table to be ready,...
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i have most definitely scored me a jess. this jess happens to be a teller at commerce and likes to come to loews frequently. it appears that tonight, she thought it prudent to see the ever-popular charlie and the chocolate factory. oh how prudent it was. after a small quantity of chit-chat, i decided it prudent to make a statement of affection. also on the...
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ha, drunken lauras are kickass.

i am happy in the face. sort of. went for a long-ass drive tonight. i am guessing it was around 80 miles altogether. the best part by far was right when we started and we pulled up at the 70/73 cirle and started blasting "everyone has had more sex than me". we then proceeded to drive around the circle again...
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