funkyskunk

I'm officially accepted to the University of Florida to start my major in English. Fuck yeah, i rock.

White on white transluscent black capes back on the rack.

Bela Lugosis dead

The bats have left the belltower.

Weeeeeee.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead.

It's a pill and you've got to take it. It's a pill that you've got to take. It's a pill and you've got to take it. I won't rest until you take it. It's the heart that you made. It's a heart and the both of you made. It's the heart that both of you made. I won't rest until i break it.

Just watched...
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Update on my life: no update available.
However, on an interesting side note i am pretty sure i have some sort of cancer. I want to get a psychological exam and find out what my IQ is. Average IQ of a professor in a university is 145. I also want it written on paper that everything wrong in my life is because of my crack...
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Fuck dude.

I am waiting on broccolli and tomato pizza, I am listening to Frances the Mute, and i am writing my paper on Ahasverus. What a twisted life we lead.

Time to write my Nihilistic paper and my Wandering jew paper. Weee. I am writing this as i procrastinate writing these papers with smallville episodes. Dear god my life has become everything i want it to. I must now go masturbate into a kleenex.

God i hate my job

I don't know why but i crucified my dog. Its been two days, if she doesn't come back to life by tomorrow, then I'll know it wasn't meant to be.

GOD BLESS MY CHILDREN, LETS ALL SMOKE DOPE

Bad news guys.. it wasn't Jesus after all. I was too high on crystal meth to realize it was my grandfather, who in no way resembles Jesus at all. I apologize for any inconvienance and all service charges to your credit cards will be handled professionally by myself and my team of experts. Nothing else to report except i do seem to have an oozing...
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