Went to MSI over the weekend I just have to report that i caught Lynz' pick AND got it signed AND got a hug and professed my love to her. Best weekend in awhile.
Went to MSI over the weekend I just have to report that i caught Lynz' pick AND got it signed AND got a hug and professed my love to her. Best weekend in awhile.
Everyday i have more and more literary shit i have to read and I'm starting to think in an incoherent mixture of abstract theory. I.E. Instead of thinking "Wow, that pizza is really good" i think "I only think that is pizza because that is what my society has disciplined me to believe is pizza, although techinically we will never agree on the term pizza...
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You know what I miss? Fisting, you never really read about fisting anymore... 
jewcy:
man, you're right. there's no better ice breaker than a good fisting story.
jewcy:
i'll make a whole book about it called, "everybody fists!" complete with non-threatening drawings and everything!
A man said to the universe:
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
jewcy:
stupid universe. always fucking up my game.
jewcy:
i'll just.. embrace my early senior citizen discount. you damn kids don't appreciate a good cheap early dinner anyways!
Ladies and Gentlemen... we are floating in space
Give me a chance to tell the Bards tale, and I give you my word on humble knee, whence you shall not say it wasnt eer to be.
I am having one of those horrible weeks where i don't want to listen to any of my music, and with 90GB of music thats pretty sad... the worst part is I still want to listen to music so i constantly click... wah
holy_mountain:
Yup Yup Anytime. Have a Rock n Rollin' good time in Palm Beach County hehe.
I'm officially accepted to the University of Florida to start my major in English. Fuck yeah, i rock.
White on white transluscent black capes back on the rack.
Bela Lugosis dead
The bats have left the belltower.
Weeeeeee.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead.
Bela Lugosis dead
The bats have left the belltower.
Weeeeeee.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead.
It's a pill and you've got to take it. It's a pill that you've got to take. It's a pill and you've got to take it. I won't rest until you take it. It's the heart that you made. It's a heart and the both of you made. It's the heart that both of you made. I won't rest until i break it.
Just watched...
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Update on my life: no update available.
However, on an interesting side note i am pretty sure i have some sort of cancer. I want to get a psychological exam and find out what my IQ is. Average IQ of a professor in a university is 145. I also want it written on paper that everything wrong in my life is because of my crack...
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However, on an interesting side note i am pretty sure i have some sort of cancer. I want to get a psychological exam and find out what my IQ is. Average IQ of a professor in a university is 145. I also want it written on paper that everything wrong in my life is because of my crack...
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dude, speaking of cereals that were better before they added whole grain, have you had the chocolate lucky charms yet? i saw them once in a quickie mart when i was kinda drunk and then i woke up the next morning and i couldn't remember if it was a dream or not, and i spent the next three months looking for them, and then i finally found them and it was magically delicious.