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Thursday Feb 05, 2009

Feb 5, 2009
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So before I explode with rage I have a quick question

Keep the chops?
Grrow a beard?
or grow an "urban amish" beard (or an "abe licoln" is also what its called)?

ok so I am FUMING right now why? Because of two things

So apparently when I say im patriotic and I love my country that aligns me with the wacko right bible thumping inbred FUCKS. Im sorry, when did pride in my country mean im a mindless hick?

FUCK YOU, Im just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry that I enjoy being american and I dont buy into manufactured dissent that you get from both liberal an conservative sides, that im not choosing sides and deciding for myself. IM SORRY that I like the constitution and cant stand the nanny state, that the government wants to take my right away, and most of all that people who are, apparently, PERFECT want to save me from myself because none of us know any better than they do.

No, you know what im really sorry about? the fact that this entire nation has been suckered in by McPolitics and glossy speeches and glorious promises. Im sorry that we have forgotten ourselves and that we've passed our resposibilities to us and ours onto the government, a faceless emotionless figure that knows nothing of real humanity, and knows only of bureaucracy and LIES. We have let the proverbial masked man into our homes and I cant wait for the good ol' fashioned RAPING hes going to dole out on our rectums (rectum? damn neared killed him!), after all we deserve it.

NUMBER TWO (teehee poop)

Today at work when a stupid fat black bitch, I MEEEAAAN, young author (Sista Souja, yes that her NAME) came in to do a seminar and signing, and the first couple times she said "nigger" and accused the white race of being the cause of all wrong in the world, it was cute, but it started grating on my nerves. Even after we've elected a black man into office this shit is STILL going on, dont get me wrong, im not surprised. Where would these extremeists get there power if they didnt bitch and moan? Theyd be useless irrelevant and out of date, but god forbid we have level headed people running around willy nilly using common sense OOOOOOOOH THE HUUUMAAANITEEEEE. And then, as a side note, after we closed she and my coworkers were casually talking politics (and I held me tounge, pat me on the godamned back) and I thought it was HIGH LARIOUS when she (the author, while talking to a bunch of white people) said something to the effect of "[random stab at bush followed by nervous laughter]]this crisis the country is going through will be good, because it will show everyone that we are together, and on the same level" DIDNT YOU, NOT TWENTY MINUTES AGO YELL ABOUT HOW WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL? Or was that just to pander to your fans? To create and manufacture drama and emotion? Everything nowadays (connecting back to my first complaint) is marketing, we want to be lied to because we cannot handle any sort of truthful sentiment from any politician, or any public figure, ever. FUCK


tl;dr
People suck, america rules
Black people suck, america rules


and one last thing, I want to kill this cunt that just had 8 kids, bitch already has six, is a single mom, has no job and lives off of welfare, fucking scumbag

people are godless heathens, im going to play fallout 3 and touch myself
kingoftown:
damn dude, that is some pent up rage. good to get that stuff out.

my vote goes for keeping the chops.
Feb 6, 2009
mckenneth:
I am a firm beard supporter. However: I knew a kid with an Abe Lincoln. Everyone called him Weird Beard. Well, I did. And a couple other people that I was friends with. The point being, don't be a Weird Beard.
Feb 8, 2009

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