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Thursday May 08, 2008

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Im glad I was born with a brain, and a kick ass dad


My brother (the older) is an abject moron, Im not sure exactly how well I feel about the "relationship" being built, whether I want him in my life or not. Now with the introduction of my birth mother into the picture, its definitely added a different level of complexity. The Mother I havent seen in 10 years thinking it is ok to just contact me out of the blue, as if nothing had happened, and that she is a crazy liberal hippy, I mean I came out of HER?

And it keeps getting better

My brother, because apparently he cant figure it out, charged me with making him a myspace profile. Now I work 40 plus hours a week, and have a great bunch of pals that distract me on a regular basis. so after gettting nightly phonecalls that consisted "yo dawg whar is my profile dude" I finally did it.

BUT I gave into my lesser desire and rummaged through his mail. I mean COME ON.

And I found some interesting and funny stuff. But its sad really, he lives this life of just righteous crappiness. I see in him the people that pass through my store, lifeless people who have wasted time doing nothing of importance and trolling about wasting what little time they have left.

Ive had the fortune of having every single lesson, I have EVER had to learn, in my family. Like a gallery of old stories with the morals tucked in. Its a relief that im conscious enough to realize what not to do, but a real tear-jerker to see someone who you have conflicted feelings about slipped into a world that you never wanted to be a part of. Im conflicted I guess, The rambling is a dead give away.


Take the SHEER pathetic nature of all of it, throw in a little bit of cosmic hilarity and you have one mixed up crazy concoction of weird funnysad

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Sadfunny isnt it?


And this is just FUNNYFUNNY

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