funkyphantom

Angry Video game nerd isnt funny

For those of you taht have never seen the videos he does, let do a dramatic re-enactment
*insert shitty person who dresses like a "NERD" (Pocket protecter etc etc)*
*insert shitty theme song*
*Insert Shitty video game from at least 20 years ago(i.e. ET, orr wizard of OZ, Nightmare on elm st, etc etc)*
*Insert Loud obnoxious swear-word layered dialouge on WHY the game sucks*
*insert shitty live action "mini skits* having to do with the game being reviewed*
*Take away 12 minutes of my life*

HES NOT FUNNY, I mean seriously, we KNOW these games suck, why do you waste your time playing them? Not only that he takes his reviews so SERIOUSLY, like he is actually doing us a service. He should go hang out with the crew (minus the crew from screen savers, Chris Gore and blair butler *LAWD YES PLZ*) from g4 in the crapbag corner, CAUSE YOU SUCK.

I mean he labels himself "angry videogame nerd" You know who that sounds like? The people in high school who were delibrately strange, or adopted a stereotype to an extreme. And I HATED those kids, shit, I still do.

You arent cool, you never will be, AN HERO NOW PLZ. *sam star LOL inside joke*