funkyphantom

I wronte a long diatribe out about retarded people who are always sad and some other such crap due to a blog I read that stirred up some bad mojo.
So in classic form I will bullet point it instead whilst watching buffy the vampire slayer, and all I have to say is "Why hello mid nineties, how are you today?"

*Your life sucks because YOU suck
*Stop being a whiney, you thought you were going to die alone when you were 15 and you still think that, we're all young here! We have LIVES ahead of us, ACT LIKE IT
*To stop sucking, there are some easy steps
-Grow the fuck up
-Cheer the fuck up
-Knock it off
-????
-PROFIT!!!!
*Stop posting the GAAAAAAAAAAAY emo cartoons you did in high school, that shit is for MYSPACE, this is suicide girls, BITCHES GET NAKED ON HERE, that makes it some serious business.
*all Jokes aside this is not the forum for serious emo bullcrap
*Stop throwing around words to make yourself sound deep, it cheapens our language, and the meaning of. You arent deep, and using 10 dollar words to describe you "angst" (see what I did there?) makes you sound pompus (did it again!)
*Just because you havent gotten past the Jaded phase you were supposed to go through some odd years ago doesnt mean the world is a terrible place with no meaning, stuff hasnt lost validity just because you havent gotten laid or flirted with in a while. Its immature and unrealistic, you sound like a bad teeny bopper music video

*For the ladies; DONT BE A HO, IT MAY BE THE SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS
*For the Guys; DONT BE A HO, IT MAY BE THE SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS
*ALSO, to the people who do this, all you are doing it is using this sad crapbag tactic to LURE people in so they can visit the pitty party, and in the case of using it when you know an object of your affection is paying attention, when said object comes into view, they cheer up, like a fat emo-lion before the kill. Its all shit, scummy, underhanded shit.
*So, closing, stop being an ass, or I might have to call upon the demons of my repressed childhood to come out at night and KILL YOU


Well thats all I can remember, now there are a couple of people who might think this is abotu them, it isnt, so dont worry.

And as a side note, I have food poisoning, and have thrown up 3 times,
and im still happy