funkyphantom

I have a love cliches

Well, not love, but more a love hate relationship.

Lets start with the example of words, just WORDS. Take a word, something very descriptive (like cyborg, or Brangelina) and just break the word apart. Each individual part of the word makes it up. the combined effects of which form the word, the seperate parts make the word, well, make...
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Angry Video game nerd isnt funny

For those of you taht have never seen the videos he does, let do a dramatic re-enactment
*insert shitty person who dresses like a "NERD" (Pocket protecter etc etc)*
*insert shitty theme song*
*Insert Shitty video game from at least 20 years ago(i.e. ET, orr wizard of OZ, Nightmare on elm st, etc etc)*
*Insert Loud obnoxious swear-word layered...
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I owe the bank 246 dollars

What the hell

EDIT:

You know what? I shouldnt be a gloomy gus,

You know what I did when I found out?

I got into my Pjs and put on the fresh prince

Aaaaand since i'll be broke this weekend, Buffy or some carnivale

TAKE THAT!

Ive been noticing that there arent a whole lot of adults anymore
I hardly quailify sure, but im talking about people well into life that just arent adults except in the biological sense of the word
They're almost as bad as theyre retarded spawn.
Speaking of brats, these kids who are the offspring of non english speaking families and take advantage of that to get...
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I must have some sort of Karmic Bullseye on me head

Because the universe loves me

I dont want to go into a lot of detail, but I live a pretty rad life, I wake up almost every morning being pleased with the general sense of it all.

Someone came into work and gave me RIBS, like the food, not leftovers, like they BOUGHT ME...
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So another few weeks have passed, and what has changed?

nothing realy except LOST IS BACK ON FUCK YES PLEASE.

Ive gotten my taxes done only to find out that BLOAW I have ANOTHER W2 waiting for me, which means (I Think) MORE OF A TAX refund!!!!!!

So Let me sum up some of my adventuring

Togos, is terrible, there sandwhioches are lackluster, I dont...
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WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT THURSDAY?????


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????

Ive been busy (almost no one reads this anyway so whats the big deal right?) Im going to be writing a something soon, so keep an eye out.

My grandpa has been in intensive car for the past 3 days, he isnt even 60 and he has the lung of someone who is 168 (doctors words) hes smoked pot and cigarette for years and it even destroyed his marriage (my grandparents divorced when I was 5 and they got remarried when I was 17). I honestly dont see how people can do this...
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Today my Autobot compatriot (RoughLock) suffered minor damage after a sneaky underhanded surprise attack at the hand of an unknown (and more than likely Decepticon) attacker. He suffered a dent and a few scratches on what would be the "passenger side" as well as scratches while in car form. The Attack happened in the downtown area of davis, of course the decepticon scum attacked while...
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