funkyillusions

Question : How can you be broke but happy ???

Well, that's me right now.......
Guess I'm "special"

Cut my finger 2 days ago... NO not by knife but by ice machine handle
Yes that's me... barely ever cut my fingers with knives but always some stupid stuff.
It was small but deep.... bleeding like a motherf..ker. And I was really busy during dinner service at the restaurant.
Almost went outside and ask for cig, light it and burn "IT" to stop the bleeding
Yeah dude, if everything else failed.... salt, whiskey, vodka and lemon to stop the bleeding. you gotta burn it, done it couple times it worked

Weekend again......
last weekend my girl, venomlily licked my eye ball
Weird but I find that facinating
Wonder what does she have in store for me this weekend ????

Have a kickass weekend and be safe