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Monday Mar 14, 2005

Mar 14, 2005
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You're cute as a care bear
I don't even care where
You tell me to be
You know I'm gonna be there
Know I'm gonna repair
Your broken heart, I swear
Cross my own on a dare
Al Capone love affair

Got style extraordinaire
Prepare for the rare
MC Devil May Care
With the bev hi hair
I will be fair
No more sad solitaire
I'll go to work like Dirk
And save you from your Dragon's Lair
You can't compare

Well, ain't life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
If I had a dime for everytime
You know that I'd be rich
What makes it worth while
Is your beautiful smile
I can't conceive the life I'd lead
If you would leave then I would die

MC Chris will appear from the rear
With headphones on his ears
And a head full of tears
Because his girly is not near
And he fears she be on
A pimp's stick shifting gears
Another bitch ass trick
That's a ho after some beers

Should I say amaretto sour
If I see ya drinkin' PBR
You're mine within the hour
You can be my woman Wanda
I will be your Doogie Howser
We'll play doctor
Take a shower
I'll go outside, pick you a flower

Write you a haiku
Say that I love you
I can't afford a box of chocolates
So yo, here's a Yoo-Hoo
The voo-doo that you do
Is something I'm not used to
But I won't decline 'cause in time
I'll be true blue

Well, ain't life a bitch
A daily kick in the dick
If I had a dime for everytime
You know that I'd be rich
What makes it worth while
Is your beautiful smile
I can't conceive the life I'd lead
If you would leave then I would die


--mc chris, "carebear"

sometimes the music we cherish speaks for us. -- ooo aaa
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
curmudgeon:
sorry it took so long. i've been playing for about 15 years now. i haven't been in a band since '01, but i still try to play with some fellas from time to time. it's hard to balance work (somtimes 50+ hours), school, life and music together. unfortunatley, it's been the music that's suffered.
Mar 19, 2005
fizhapnz:
A- i dont mind the whole not smokin ganj thing. if you wanna meet up and smoke some blunts, dont get me wrong.. im down with that. but i just got a job at olga's so once i get paid i'll be smokin again.

B- thats chill that you know whats up with that sign. honestly i thought no one would ever know. well my exgrlfriend messyjessie knows casue i always used to ask her what's up with it when we would pass by. i mean... what the fuck is up with it? do you know??

Mar 19, 2005

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