This is Dylan. He is so much cooler than ALL of you. His favorite color is blue. He likes doggies. He loves his daddy, who works with me.
And, yes, his milkshake is better than yours.
Dylan is the man. Strive to be like him. That is your assignment for the future. --Funk
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ihatemylife:
As to my above statement... I really hoped that you would welcome the oppurtunity to start telling the truth again, to start over, and to wipe the slate clean, no matter what that truth may be. I guess I was wrong. You need help.
tryphyna:
yeah, you DO need help. serious, professional help. because your friends are really fking tired of trying to help you. you don't LIE to friends. i'm not sure who gave you the "friendship manual," but it was the wrong edition. besides, we all find out in the end. don't forget that.