fukkinridiculous

It's nice to know that Suicide girls have my back.
Apparently some dude is using my pics from this or that profile site to try to pick up girls/get noodz.
Awesome.
I'm flattered that he thinks being me gets you girls,
but
Get your own girls.
There's enough naked people on the internet that you really don't have to be a fake to get your rocks off.

It's really hard being so cool.
haha.
FML.

Thanks to those of you who clued me in to this new imitator.

In other news, my tummy is full, it's a gorgeous day out, my gf is amazing, my bands are all super sweet.

End.