group rates: good for disneyland, bad for prostitutes.
i cut myself yesterday with a razor. battle royale style. not to see myself bleed or some crazy sheith like that, mind you.
it was an accident, but since the triple-layer slash (woot, venus, optimal pain for minimal price) landed right across my right middle finger, it has severely limited my ability to enjoy my normal recreational activities (abusing my nether regions) and method of intellectual discourse.
the cool thing is, though, i rambo'ed up a bandage of shit-brown paper towels and scotch tape and felt like a baller for a few hours while the blood soaked through to give my finger a grimy, mercenary aesthetic. then, i took the dressing off and now im back to being an emo crybaby who still hasnt gotten out of bed and is posting in her journal.
meh. i miss my belly ring.
i cut myself yesterday with a razor. battle royale style. not to see myself bleed or some crazy sheith like that, mind you.
it was an accident, but since the triple-layer slash (woot, venus, optimal pain for minimal price) landed right across my right middle finger, it has severely limited my ability to enjoy my normal recreational activities (abusing my nether regions) and method of intellectual discourse.
the cool thing is, though, i rambo'ed up a bandage of shit-brown paper towels and scotch tape and felt like a baller for a few hours while the blood soaked through to give my finger a grimy, mercenary aesthetic. then, i took the dressing off and now im back to being an emo crybaby who still hasnt gotten out of bed and is posting in her journal.
meh. i miss my belly ring.
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anyway i put it, you're still hot.
i'll remain silent from now on. takes too much effort to carefully select words to put in a comment.