my ears are 3/4th and my septum 12ga.
when life hands you lemons...........you throw them at people and laugh
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polly:
hey hun, long time, no talk...sorry i havent been around your journal lately.. ive been so preoccupied and totally ADD... weve been so stressed. just popping in to say hi and that i havent forgotten you.
xoxo
Polly
xoxo
Polly
polly:
i dont know now
we have three days until we leave, perhaps tomorrow night we could get together for a bit or something, but we still have a lot to do around here.
xo

xo
i like big butts and i can not lie
mcqueen:
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her honda...
so i was at the new building at google, playing some video games. i thought well i am here i will use the magical toilet. when i get in there i noticed that the control panel has a flip down cover. meaning you can mess with the options even more. adjust the tempature of the toilet seat. did i tell you the tiolet seat is...
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coushti:
toilets at my work are no where near as cool as yours... they dont even flush themselves...
mrgreen:
dude, the crazy toilet is trying to take you out.
It's like that smart computer that deciedes to take over the world.
except its only a toilet.
hehe
It's like that smart computer that deciedes to take over the world.
except its only a toilet.
hehe

i went to the mystery spot on sunday. it was cheesy 

mrgreen:
I wanna go to that place.
its in santa cruz right?
word.
its in santa cruz right?
word.

i uploaded some pics of the magical toilet in my pics gallery thingy a mado.
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bliss:
where can I find the magic toilet??!!!!
tomahto:
pulsating? hmmmm.

i work at google for all of you who don't know.
so google has been moving over to some sgi buildings that are near by. eventually all of google will be there. we have been in the process for a month or two now but i hadn't seen the buildings till today.
the buildings we were in are very not descript and for the most...
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so google has been moving over to some sgi buildings that are near by. eventually all of google will be there. we have been in the process for a month or two now but i hadn't seen the buildings till today.
the buildings we were in are very not descript and for the most...
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mrgreen:
girls use as many lines as guys.
they just PRETEND like they don't.
I think I need to go over to google next time I gotta drop a duece.
word.
they just PRETEND like they don't.
I think I need to go over to google next time I gotta drop a duece.
word.

obsidity:
Thanks fudoh! Wouldn't that be more of a pussy block?
i got a 30gb mp3 player for cheap. i am a happy boy.
mrgreen:
damn.
thats MEGA music.
nice.
thats MEGA music.
nice.

you know fresca has 0 calories?
mrgreen:
you know fresca has 0 taste?
hehe
hehe

so i have been ripping all my cds to mp3 and i finished a big stack and i thought i would be close to finished but no i have 600 more cds to do.
mrgreen:
it was nice meeting and chillin with you last night dude.
We'll all have to party agian at a SGSJ event.
We'll all have to party agian at a SGSJ event.

xoxo