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i love going to live shows but it seems everytime i do, i always end up right behind some guy he feels the need to rub his ass on me the whole night. i mean i wouldn't mind if it was a lovely lady but it is always some guy who for some reason can't stay in his own little space. i move back but to no avail cause he moves back to. maybe i should put a dildo in my pants and poke them in the ass with it, i mean i know he wants to bust a groove but can't he do it with out pressing his ass against my junk, ok i am done. carry on.

oh yeah, if you live in the bay area. you should come to the open mic comedy at rose and crown in palo alto. it is off university next to the parking lot that is next to pizza my heart.