say a little prayer for porn
i think we should all say grace before you look at porn. i mean something as perfect as lesbian porn has to be a creation of some greater being. it doesn't have to be some long drawn out thing. you could just do something like:
thank you lord for the porn i am about to receive
and the lotion i am going to use to do the fice knuckle shuffle
i know you ladies are like "hey what about us." well since i am not a girl (not from lake of trying), i will just make up one from the top of my head:
thank you lord for the vibrator with five varible speeds and the little bunny part that tickles my magic button and mkes me howl like a banshee while you use your butt plug while looking at ron jeremy humping some girl in the poop shoot.
well maybe it needs a little polishing but you get the idea.
i think we should all say grace before you look at porn. i mean something as perfect as lesbian porn has to be a creation of some greater being. it doesn't have to be some long drawn out thing. you could just do something like:
thank you lord for the porn i am about to receive
and the lotion i am going to use to do the fice knuckle shuffle
i know you ladies are like "hey what about us." well since i am not a girl (not from lake of trying), i will just make up one from the top of my head:
thank you lord for the vibrator with five varible speeds and the little bunny part that tickles my magic button and mkes me howl like a banshee while you use your butt plug while looking at ron jeremy humping some girl in the poop shoot.
well maybe it needs a little polishing but you get the idea.
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