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Thursday Jan 22, 2004

Jan 22, 2004
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i work at google for all of you who don't know.

so google has been moving over to some sgi buildings that are near by. eventually all of google will be there. we have been in the process for a month or two now but i hadn't seen the buildings till today.

the buildings we were in are very not descript and for the most part dull office buildings. the new buildings on the other hand are very nice. lots of glass and metal, open stairway a bridge that connects one building to the other. i will be very happy when i finally get to move over there.

ok now for the main reason i checked out the new building today......the toilets. i know what you are thinking but these toilets are built for a king. first off they look kind of streamlined and second, they wash your ass and balls for you (vagina if you are a girl). you hit a button and a warm stream of water sprays against your front or back. you can also adjust the pressure of the water and when you are all done you hit another button and and it drys you with warm air. i will be spending a lot of the time on the toilet. i plan to take pictures tomorrow.

oh another thing, i love these baby wipes they have for adults now. they are so fucking awesome. how did i ever live without them?

graceland by paul simon is an awesome album.

p.s. so i was told that a girl was hitting on me and what does this other girl do? she cock blocks, not that i care but it was funny. so i work with denise and as she is leaving our room one day a lady comes in wanting to check things out. she looks at me and asks if she knows me and without missing a beat denise says "no you don't know him" real loud. i didn't think it was that odd cause people think they know me all the time.

later denise told me that she thinks that lady was giving me a line. i can never really tell if girls hit on me unless they like flat out say it but i didn't know girls used lines.
mrgreen:
girls use as many lines as guys.
they just PRETEND like they don't.
I think I need to go over to google next time I gotta drop a duece.
word.
EL SUICIDO LOCO
Jan 22, 2004
obsidity:
Thanks fudoh! Wouldn't that be more of a pussy block?
Jan 23, 2004

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