fudoh

so i was at good vibrations (sex shop) and i was looking at the diffrent "massagers" they had and i realized that my mom used to have one that looked similar to one they were selling *shivers*. oh they stuff you don't know when you are a kid.

also a story my mom likes to tell toembarrass me. one time when i was a wee lad, i saw my mom putting in a tampon and i wasn't quite sure how stuff worked back then. so later on she catches me trying to stick a tampon up my butt.

good night everybody.

p.s.

they wrote a song about me.