i picked up the new common cd and and the clipse cd, which is produced by the neuptunes. i must say the neptunes are hot producers. the two cds are so at the opposite ends of the hip hop spectrum but they both fit me. sometimes my bling bling, pants sagging, tatted up, 40 drinking little thug that lives inside of me needs to get...
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so i went to this thing called twelve shots of christmas last night. i went with a bunch of buddies from back in my mudding days. it was pretty cool. it was pretty much like a club with free drinks. lots of foxy ladies dancing in the not really cages. more like a stage with a pole at ever corner. i didn't pimp any ladies...
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lila:
that sounds like my kind of place. it was totally cool meeting you at the party...and thank for the ass shot. after all, its only fair 
XoXoX, LiLA.
XoXoX, LiLA.
lila:
oh my god! if i had a weiner i'd so be busting doors down with that thing...let alone knocking on doors with it!
going to see tori amos at the agenda. going to a party called twelve shots of christmas and tomorrow i am supposed to see a movie with trailertrashglr. those are my plans for this weekend.
wtf!?!?!? ok i got some new shoes yesterday and it had this sticker on the bottom that i took off and tossed on the floor in my room or so...
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wtf!?!?!? ok i got some new shoes yesterday and it had this sticker on the bottom that i took off and tossed on the floor in my room or so...
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giga_geo:
nice pic!
penelope:
You must have been rubbing your penis on the floor in your sleep...
ok, so i am down for the sg prom thing. who wants to be my date?
i got the real big black cock...fyi
courage!
p.s. here is a pic of my halloween costume
i got the real big black cock...fyi
courage!
p.s. here is a pic of my halloween costume
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lulu:
forces of evil: yup..i am! are you? if so hope to see ya. 
babybeezer:
hey, thanks for being the first to come talk to me and Geo! You saved us from our shyness.
i am back home in my cave from the sg party and it was off the hook and shit. portishead and dj shadow kept me company on the way home. i met alot of cool people and i got a cool gift. an autographed book by a tattoo/graphiti artist, thanks pandora 
oh and a bunch of people wanted to know where i got my batman...
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oh and a bunch of people wanted to know where i got my batman...
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dia:
I should've worn more clothes! I barely had em on. We saw a lot of other people in various states of undress though *cough*suiciety*cough*donkey*cough* Yes, I always am curious to meet people from online because they really do wind up looking different, being different, etc...
earplug6947:
dear sir: you are truly hot in person.
signed, me.
signed, me.
i don't like my job all that much but i work with some of the weirdest people in the world. like it is almost a requirment to have done jail time to work at my company. this one guy got arrested FROM work and they gave him his job back.
the craziest guy i work with is reg. he is just a weird funny guy....
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the craziest guy i work with is reg. he is just a weird funny guy....
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pandora3:
what the fuck?!?! Hhaha that's pretty crazy playing a little O-love with a piece of a finger.
Where the hell could you possibly work...cmon I told you where I work....
Yee Haw
Where the hell could you possibly work...cmon I told you where I work....
Yee Haw
i am reminded of a another funny story. one day i was working at the box office at the movie theater i worked at and this people come up and ask me where something is. well i told them i didn't know and they got all anooyed with me and are like "you don't know where blah blah is" and i am like no it...
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pandora3:
Make me your friend. And I liked the "straight gay". And make sure to look at my pictures on Thursday on raverporn And where is the SGSF non-denominational get toghether going to be?
fuji:
ass burning sounds good.
the other day i was riding my bike from work and i notice this car has pass by me a few times. i was like ok what is he doing? so i get to this intersection and said car pulls up across the street and the guy in the car says "i don't mean to offend you but would you like a blow job" and...
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pandora3:
haha reminds me of the time my friend Ryan was asked for directions by some guy that pulled up next to him in his car. Ryan gave the guy directions. But then the guy said
"That's not what my map says..."
Ryan looked down and the guys dick was hanging out of a hole that was cut into the map...
hahahaha
"That's not what my map says..."
Ryan looked down and the guys dick was hanging out of a hole that was cut into the map...
hahahaha
erin:
and that reminds me of a story about a dancer that went to the store after work, and the guy parked next to her said miss miss what time is it? she said 2:30... "no it's not..." and so she turned around like yes it is! and he was whackin it in his car. hahaha oh well
i love going to live shows but it seems everytime i do, i always end up right behind some guy he feels the need to rub his ass on me the whole night. i mean i wouldn't mind if it was a lovely lady but it is always some guy who for some reason can't stay in his own little space. i move back but...
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i was in taco bell today and i was reminded how much customers suck. i was waiting behind this lady and she was bitchin' about last time she came in there she got the wrong order. she revealed that it was a week ago that she came in. why is she waiting a week to come in and complain? they asked her if she had...
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uswer8024082082084:
you are so right
thank you thank you
Every day I have to deal with evil customers like that, there is no limit to their complaining/ rudeness/ selfishness.
But they are all morons.
thank you thank you
Every day I have to deal with evil customers like that, there is no limit to their complaining/ rudeness/ selfishness.
But they are all morons.
godzuki:
It seems more often than not, in our society, confrontation has become an accepted mode of communication. Instead of "Excuse me, we have these ticket vouchers, could you help me redeem them?" you get "Look bitch, get me my tickets or i'm going to your boss." As you mentioned, these workers aren't being paid squat; courtesy goes a long way towards making their day better.
wow i haven't updated in forever. well i am 26 now and still single...any takers? you have smelled the pie long enough, time to have a slice.
also someone wanted something funny, so here it is.
one time when i was say about 6, i was drying off after a bath in front of the wall heater. well i backed up a little too far...
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also someone wanted something funny, so here it is.
one time when i was say about 6, i was drying off after a bath in front of the wall heater. well i backed up a little too far...
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melissa2:
Since you have a grid marked ass, can we make sure my pie has that kind of gridded crust on top? Yeah....that would be hot.
emily:
haha nice
wheee my first entry. someday
i will post something funny
here.
courage!
i will post something funny
here.
courage!
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indie:
Happy Birthday Fudoh
a35mmlife:
yes, happy birthday... now update dude.
when "I'm a slave 4 u" came out, i coudl not figure out why i woud be boppin' to britney. then i read about these cool cats named chad and pharell and that they produced it...i've been hooked ever since. they make gold baby. well, the justin timberlake...eh, so so
if you want another side of the hip-hop spectrum, check out CEX. he is this cool, laptop rapper kid...or Gold Chains.
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