ndm717: whats wrong hun
xlittlemisspissx: okay, this is long and drawn out. ready?
ndm717: im ready
xlittlemisspissx: alrighty. soo. First I will explain the person this is about. My bestest friend Chris. Back in '04 we thought we were in love with eachother and had much sex and fun all summer. Then I realized he's never going to amount to anything and I couldn't be with someone who has no life/goals/future. Anyway, so since I'm stubborn and he's lazy we decided to just be friends. Peachy. So he starts dating this girl, Nikki. Whiney little bitch. I'll let you read this part before I go on. Just say "ok" when your done reading this.
ndm717: ok
xlittlemisspissx: So Nikki doesn't like me around because she's self consious and I'm cute. And her now-boyfriend fucked me. Sooo. She makes a big fuckin deal everytime Chris hangs out with me. Gay. But she had good reason to be suspicious cause Chris would hit on me everytime we were alone. So everything is fine for awhile, we hang out every weekend. And then one day I go over there and he's being a hermit watching movies alone in the dark. I asked him if he wanted to hang out and he says no. That he'd rather watch movies alone. So we start fighting online. Just stupid shit, I think he's a hermit and he's turning into a loser. He disagrees. Whatever. So he stops talking to me and shit. Then in the midst of our fighting he comes over, we watch Simpsons. Just like old times.
ndm717: k
xlittlemisspissx: And then he disappears again. I try calling him today and he doesn't answer. So I hear from his sister that it's Nikki and his 6 month anniversary and they've locked themselves in their bedroom ALL DAY. Creepy. So I get annoyed and start talking to Christa about how 6 months isn't that long, why not just celebrate annually, ya know? I talk about how they're going to end up like trailer trash cause Chris refuses to keep a job. And then she tells me Chris proposed to Nikki last night. And I'm like, "WAIT. what?" Just a month ago he's telling me her vagina smells like dead fish and it's as big as his head and that she's an immature whiney cunt. I agree. But all of a sudden he's in love. And has no time for his friends. Has no time for me. And I'm the only person who stuck around this long.
xlittlemisspissx: And I'm not even sure how to feel.
My friends make me sad.
xlittlemisspissx: okay, this is long and drawn out. ready?
ndm717: im ready
xlittlemisspissx: alrighty. soo. First I will explain the person this is about. My bestest friend Chris. Back in '04 we thought we were in love with eachother and had much sex and fun all summer. Then I realized he's never going to amount to anything and I couldn't be with someone who has no life/goals/future. Anyway, so since I'm stubborn and he's lazy we decided to just be friends. Peachy. So he starts dating this girl, Nikki. Whiney little bitch. I'll let you read this part before I go on. Just say "ok" when your done reading this.
ndm717: ok
xlittlemisspissx: So Nikki doesn't like me around because she's self consious and I'm cute. And her now-boyfriend fucked me. Sooo. She makes a big fuckin deal everytime Chris hangs out with me. Gay. But she had good reason to be suspicious cause Chris would hit on me everytime we were alone. So everything is fine for awhile, we hang out every weekend. And then one day I go over there and he's being a hermit watching movies alone in the dark. I asked him if he wanted to hang out and he says no. That he'd rather watch movies alone. So we start fighting online. Just stupid shit, I think he's a hermit and he's turning into a loser. He disagrees. Whatever. So he stops talking to me and shit. Then in the midst of our fighting he comes over, we watch Simpsons. Just like old times.
ndm717: k
xlittlemisspissx: And then he disappears again. I try calling him today and he doesn't answer. So I hear from his sister that it's Nikki and his 6 month anniversary and they've locked themselves in their bedroom ALL DAY. Creepy. So I get annoyed and start talking to Christa about how 6 months isn't that long, why not just celebrate annually, ya know? I talk about how they're going to end up like trailer trash cause Chris refuses to keep a job. And then she tells me Chris proposed to Nikki last night. And I'm like, "WAIT. what?" Just a month ago he's telling me her vagina smells like dead fish and it's as big as his head and that she's an immature whiney cunt. I agree. But all of a sudden he's in love. And has no time for his friends. Has no time for me. And I'm the only person who stuck around this long.
xlittlemisspissx: And I'm not even sure how to feel.
My friends make me sad.
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_panda_:
I will wax your floors if you let me clean your oven.
punknitemike:
i like your taste in music! are you going to any of the horrorpops upcoming ohio shows? we should hang sometime! where exactly is marysville?