fuckeveryone

Dear fucking everyone:
I hate you all right now. you're all conspiring against me. every one of you is trying to fuck me over in some way. like my dad for wakeing me up 3 1/2 hours after i went to bed...(at 7 am) to take me to the bank so my check didn't lapse. and also so i'd have 300 dollars more to spend.
and also to our friend jack who we're going out to lunch with in an hour for keeping me from getting back to sleep.
AND also to Amber for wanting to kidnap me away from my life to become her sex slave
AND AND to my friend Kelly who wants to borrow me for a few days and use me as her sex toy. she also kept me awake til 7 thinking about fucking her

but most of all to all my friends from high school who decided at 3 am when they/i imed me/them that they'd all be drunk. every one of them. and they all go to different colleges...but it was friday so that means they

so, as we say here in jersey: Fck you, you FUCKING FUCKS!