1.) In a fight between a tiger and gorilla, who would win?
Tiger, they are prey animals and would attack from the shadows.
2.) Bees?
I love honey!
3.) If a train leaves a station heading west at 60 kph, and another train leaves its station 100 kilometers away heading east at 100 kph. How many donuts did you eat?
None, I get my carbs elsewhere.
4.) Open or closed?
Open for sure.
5.) If you were a dinosaur, what would you be?
Pterodactyl! I would MFin fly.
6.) Do you like milk steak?
Duh, Charlie Day introduced me to its greatness.
7.) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
All of it.
8.) Never have I ever...
Been out of the country.
9.) Spades, Gin, or Hearts?
Spades, I go nil everytime.
10.) Star Trek or Star Wars?
Is both an option? Both of them!
11.) Put your right hand in the air.
Oh come on that's not a question, but I still did it... #done
12.) Siht daer uoy nac?
Yes I can.
13.) How many licks does it take to get to the center of the galaxy?
That's a lot of licks. I would say eleventy or niner.
14.) Do you even lift bro?
Yep, lifting my phone up right now.
15.) Can you even?
Nope, but I can odd.
16.) T shirt or tank top?
T shirt. I'm redneck enough. I can't be wearing no tank top. I would become a stereotype at that point.
17.) What's the meaning of life?
Learn, love, live and to share that knowledge with future generations.
18.) Ocean, lake, pool, or river?
Lake. Gotta lake house for a reason.
19.) If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation. Think you can be anywhere at any time. So OP!
20.) Blind, deaf, mute, or paralyzed?
I would go with mute. I want to move see and hear. I wouldn't have a problem with signing. Had a deaf girlfriend in HS. She taught me a lot of ASL.
21.) Lie, cheat, or steal?
Steal. I can always return the item after and ask for forgiveness.
22.) Do you sleep on your chest, back, or side?
Back.
23.) Red pill or blue pill?
Red! Take me down that rabbit hole!
24.) How would you like your egg?
Over medium.
25.) If you had a soundtrack for your life, what would be playing right now?
September by Earth, wind and fire.
26.) Have you been punched?
Yes
27.) Xbox, Playstation, or Nintendo?
I'm not gay or a kid, so playstation it is.
28.) In a zombie apocalypse, what would be your weapon of choice?
Bo staff
29.) You can only eat one food for the rest of your life. What would it be?
Tacos. I flippin love tacos.
30.) You are stranded on an uncharted island. What do you do to entertain yourself?
Look at the stars at night, and hunt in the day. Talk to myself a lot too.