Prediction: Tonight i will get so drunk that I will squirt lemon juice in my eyes so that i may uphold the appearance of being sober.  Of course, it is a self-defeating manuever. 
    
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Prediction: Tonight i will get so drunk that I will squirt lemon juic… 
you up for a little get together tomorrow? I am having my going away party/Bohemian Tuesday at my apartment. And I do not care how loud it will get. Fuck it.
and lemon does not sound that good in the eyes.