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frylock

Philadelphia, PA

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Saturday Jun 05, 2004

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So I made this box to keep photos of Jesus in, but when I went to open it I got this giant fuckin splinter in my wrist. And I'm like 'holy shite, Im like Christ here, with my bleeding wrists! Like the 'passion!' And so I went on a hunt to find pics of the jeez to put in my box....but I couldnt find any, new or old. You know why? CAUSE JESUS AINT REAL AND NEVER WAS! Asses.
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m_bethany:
interesting.

adult swim fan?
just a guess.
~the angel* wink
Jun 30, 2004
frylock:
Adult swim is the only thing that makes sense in this crazy world
Jul 5, 2004

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