frylock

Man - long time no post. But let me say this....
If there were ever a person who should never be stabbed in the eye with a fork, it's me. And I know what you all are thinking, you're thinking, but goober, in yer pic you only show one eye anyway. And you look dead fuckin sexy! Yes, I know, but you see, my eyes aren't designed to be forked. They are softer than normal people's eyes and take pronging the wrong way. Like when you ask a fat woman if she's preggers. Same thing. Touchy eyes.