There is a horrible pain in my left mid-back. Were I a gay man (not that there is anything wrong with that) I would say that someone shoved a gerbil up my ass and it is currently eating away at one of my precious kidneys. Perhaps it comes from lifting weights, but the half-assed way I go about things like that make me doubt it...I blame the government.
More Blogs
-
8
Sunday Jul 11, 2004
There is nothing as homosexual as playing poker with one other person… -
1
Monday Jul 05, 2004
A letter to the 'special brownie' I ate last night: Dear Brownie, … -
4
Saturday Jun 05, 2004
So I made this box to keep photos of Jesus in, but when I went to ope… -
6
Wednesday Apr 07, 2004
Whats a dickfor? I remember when someone told me, "There's a dick… -
7
Thursday Mar 18, 2004
Today I puked like a ninja. No..like a kitten wrapped in a ninja. NO… -
6
Friday Mar 05, 2004
Man - long time no post. But let me say this.... If there were ever… -
5
Thursday Feb 12, 2004
A male spider's reproductive organ is located at the end of one of hi… -
1
Saturday Feb 07, 2004
Skipping to my loo... Alright, look; when I skip I do it like a ma… -
3
Wednesday Feb 04, 2004
So, apparently bathrooms still exist where you need a key to enter, a… -
7
Tuesday Jan 27, 2004
I have tried many times to tell this story to the National Enquirer, …