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Sunday Oct 30, 2005

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SO I FOUND THIS GIRL AT A COFFEE SHOP. WE STARTED TALKING AND SHE WAS REALLY INTO ANIMALS. I TOLD HER THAT I JUST GOT A NEW KITTEN AND THAT SHE SHOULD COME OVER AND SEE IT. SO WE FINISHED OUR COFFEE AND HEADED TO MY PLACE. SO WE GET THIER AND VISIT WITH THE CAT. AND I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS HUNGARY, SHE WAS SO I MADE HER SOMETHING TO EAT. AND WE LEFT THE CAT ON MY BED. SO WERE EATING AND DRINKING AND SHE TACKLE ME AND STARTS MAKING OUT WITH ME. RIPPING OFF MY SHIRT SHE STARTS BITING MY NIPPLES WHILE RIPING OF THE MAJORITY OF MY CLOTHS. SO I PICK HER UP AND CARRY HER TO MY BED AND THROW HER ON IT. KEEP IN MIND THE KITTIN IS STILL ON THE BED. SO WE CONTINUE WERE WE LEFT OFF AND I TAKE OFF HER SHIRT
BUT SOMETHING WRONG, SHE SMELLED LIKE CAT SHIT. OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT SHE DID FOR A SECOND. ALL OF A SUDDEN I REMEMBER THE KITTEN IS ON THE BED. AND IT SHIT EVERYWHERE SO I TOLD HER TO QUICK SIT UP REAL QUICK AND I FEEL BEHIND AND FIND MY KITTEN. AND THE KITTEN WAS DEAD. SO I TOLD HER WHAT HAPPEND BECAUSE SHE COULEN''T SEE BECAUSE THE LIGHTS WERE OFF AND SHE FREAKED AND PREATTY MUCH WHEN I TOLD HER. SO I TRYED TO CALM HER DOWN BUT SHE RAN OUT CRYING AND I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING FROM HER YET.

I MISS MY KITTEN whatever
gersguy:
Feel like a jerk, but first response to your story was laughter. Think it was "how bad can it get" kind of laughter. Feel for you man, but that is the funniest thing I have heard all day.
Oct 30, 2005
naulite:
Dude, using your date as a blunt object to kill you kitten is just.... yeah.

I have to agree with Gersguy though. I'm rolling on this one.

but, I'm truely sorry for the loss of the kitten and the loss of sex from the date.

But i can see how a person would be so distracted as to forget that you have left the kitten on the bed.
Oct 30, 2005

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