if global warming is real then why is it so 'ice' to meet you?
I have 99 problems, and all of them are luftballons.
cyanidefairy:
*like*
"Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. Why not try Wendy's? Eat Great, Even Late."
~Sir Francis Baconator
~Sir Francis Baconator
Marcel Marceau steps out from your shadow and begins to mime all of the reasons why you don't exist, at which point you vanish forever.
What's it called when whenever a pretty girl talks to you you dissipate into a cloud of houseflies only to reintegrate 5 miles outside the city limits? That's what I have.
I'm being haunted by a spectral booty clap at night, it's indescribably sinister. Send help.
Our limo service has become encumbered by a series of mysterious and supernatural events, might not make it home. Tell my wife and kids I love th--*static*
SELLING: My Dog
WHY: She repeatedly violates causality
PRICE: $45 or free to a good home with less stringent laws of physics
WHY: She repeatedly violates causality
PRICE: $45 or free to a good home with less stringent laws of physics
Parker, I don't know how you got these nip slip pics of Spiderman, but they're going on the front page!
hor:
Ha!
Ha!
"There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't be an MMA champ!"
Air Bud 12: Ultimate 'Biter' blasts into theaters this Fall.
Air Bud 12: Ultimate 'Biter' blasts into theaters this Fall.