Finally made it home after two weeks of wandering through the woods. I had to sustain myself on foraged mushrooms and bird's eggs. I came back to warn you about fake Cash Cabs.
They picked me up on Parkway, I just needed to go a couple of blocks for a meeting. A grisled man with a spray on tan turned from the drivers seat to inform me that I was in the Cash Cab. My excitement quickly faded as the cab started to head out of town. The only question they kept asking me was "Where is Goris? Where is he?"
Goris. I'll never forget that name until they day that i die.
After what seemed like hours, they dumped me off of a dirt road and proceeded to steal my wallet and watch.
Please be wary of the fake Cash Cabs. They could be coming for you.
The number one sign you are in a fake cash cab: the floor lights up instead of the ceiling.
They picked me up on Parkway, I just needed to go a couple of blocks for a meeting. A grisled man with a spray on tan turned from the drivers seat to inform me that I was in the Cash Cab. My excitement quickly faded as the cab started to head out of town. The only question they kept asking me was "Where is Goris? Where is he?"
Goris. I'll never forget that name until they day that i die.
After what seemed like hours, they dumped me off of a dirt road and proceeded to steal my wallet and watch.
Please be wary of the fake Cash Cabs. They could be coming for you.
The number one sign you are in a fake cash cab: the floor lights up instead of the ceiling.