My neck hurts so bad, that it hurts to lie on it. 
Therefore I'm sitting on the couch, thinking to myself, "I'm tired. I want to sleep. I can't sleep, because there is no way to sit up in my bed. I want to sleep sitting on the couch. That will piss Beth off, but I'm really tired. She'll understand. I hope"
Therefore I'm sitting on the couch, thinking to myself, "I'm tired. I want to sleep. I can't sleep, because there is no way to sit up in my bed. I want to sleep sitting on the couch. That will piss Beth off, but I'm really tired. She'll understand. I hope"