frozensunshine

*Phone Rings* *Loud rock song in the background*
Telemarketer: (Actually I don't know what he says)
Me: What? I can't hear you.
T: Can you hear me now?
M: Like yea.
T:I'm calling from DirectTV
M: We like already have Satelite.
To you have DirectTV?
M: I don't know.. we have Satelite. And like when I turn the TV on... it's all like TV like.
T:Are you 18?
M: Like no. I'm like a year and like a half away. I like wish I was 18.
T: Why do you want to be 18?
M: So I can like buy cigarettes. My parents are like so mean, and like won't let me smoke like.
T: Is a parent home?
M: They are like at the hospital. (My sister isn't feeling well.)
T: When will they be home?
M:Like around 7.
T:All right
M: I'm like going to go now. This is like boring, and I totally have better things to do.*

I hung up and laughed my ass off.
*Conversation might have been a little different.. but that's the gist.