fritzkd

I have the morning news on right now and all they can talk about is that poor fucker in left field. They keep mentioning that the crowd was chanting, "Asshole," and that he feared for his life. Then they show his picture and ask viewers to call if anybody knows his name. Yeah, the guy's seriously guilty of being a dumbass, but who hasn't? I know I'm glad I wasn't in his seat last night. So let's leave him alone and send some positive energy toward a win tonight. Kerry Wood's gonna do it and the city of Chicago is gonna go crazy. I can't wait!