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Found this on a friends page and decided to do it!

ABOUT YOU

Your full name::Christopher Robert Jones

Age:: 30

Height:: 5'7

Natural hair colour:: dark brown

Eye colour:: Blue/green

Number of siblings:: 2 brothers, one twin and one who is 34

Glasses/contacts?:: I have worn glasses since i was 7

Piercings:: 3 - Both ears and my left nipple

Tattoos:: only one right now

Braces?:: when i was 16

FAVOURITE

Colour:: Black

Band:: right now Queens of the Stone Age or KMFDM

Song:: If only by QOTSA

Stuffed animal:: none

Video game:: GTA San Andreas or Halo 2

TV show:: Monster Garage

Movie:: Mars Attacks

Book:: mob or espionage stuff

Food:: freebirds world burrito

Game on a cell phone:: Bowling

CD cover:: Any KMFDM cover

Flower:: daylily

Scent:: certain perfumes

Animal:: Wombat

Comic book:: none

Cereal:: Honey Nut cheerios

Website::SG of course, homestarrunner.com, angryalien.com, illwillpress.com

Cartoon:: Get Fuzzy

DO YOU

Play an instrument?:: Bass guitar

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: nope too busy

Like to sing?:: in the car

Have a job?:: yes...i am a freelance photographic assistant and I do freelance photoshop work

Have a cell phone?:: Yep

Like to play sports?:: disc golf

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: No

Have a crush on someone?:: not really

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: I lived in Japan for 9 weeks

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: No just two

Have any special talents/skills?:: Photography

Excercise daily?:: Hell no

Like school?:: I liked it when I was there and hated it too...

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?:: no

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: Yes

Speak any other languages?:: i can swear in a few

Go a day without food?:: no way

Stay up for more than 24 hours?::sure

Read music, not just tabs?:: NOT anymore, I used to be able to

Roll your tongue?:: yes

Eat a whole pizza?:: I doubt it

HAVE YOU EVER

Snuck out of the house?:: a few times

Cried to get out of trouble?:: no

Gotten lost in your city?:: yeah

Seen a shooting star?:: no

Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: yes: Canada, Japan, England, Scotland, Italy, Belgium (well the airport anyways)


Had a serious surgery?:: yeah broke rib in a car accident

Stolen something important to someone else?:: no

Solved a rubiks cube?:: no

Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: don't own any

Cried over a girl?:: yeah

Cried over a boy?:: no

Kissed a random stranger?:: yes

Hugged a random stranger?:: yes

Been in a fist fight?:: kinda

Been arrested?:: not yet

Done drugs?:: yeah but only pills and pot

Had alcohol?:: yes, but i quit drinking over 2 years ago

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: yep

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: yep

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: no

Swore at your parents?:: yeah

Been to warped tour?:: nope

Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: hell no

Been in love?:: i think so

Been close to love?:: Been close enough to see that there is no perfect love

Been to a casino?::yes

Ran over an animal and killed it?:: no

Broken a bone?:: yeah rib..it hurt like hell

Gotten stitches?:: yeah just above one of my eyes when i was 4

Had a waterballoon fight in winter?::no

Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: nope

Made homemade muffins?:: yes

Bitten someone?:: In a pleasureable sense yes.

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: when I was small

More than 5 times?:: No

Been to niagra falls?:: yes, in the winter AND summer...winter is the best time to go

Burped in someones face?:: yes

Gotten the chicken pox?:: yes

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth:: this morning

Went to the bathroom:: few minutes ago

Saw a movie in theaters:: life aquatic

Read a book:: today

Had a snow day:: in texas?

Had a party:: i don't throw good parties

Had a slumber party:: never

Made fun of someone:: everyday

Tripped in front of someone:: all the time

Went to the grocery store::a few weeks ago

Got sick:: been a while....(knock on wood)

Cursed::today

PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables:: fruit

Black/white:: Black

Lights on/lights off:: on or off with candles lit

TV/movie:: Movie

Car/truck:: truck

Body spray/lotion:: n/a

Cash/check:: Cash

Pillows/blankets:: blankets

Headache/stomach ache:: Headache

Paint/charcoal:: Paint

Chinese food/mexican food:: Mexican

Summer/winter:: Winter

Snow/rain:: Rain

Fog/misty:: Fog

Rock/rap:: Rock

Meat/vegetarian:: Meat

Boy/girl:: Girl

Chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate

Sprinkles/icing:: Icing

Cake/pie:: Cake

French toast/french fries:: French toast

Strawberries/blueberries:: Strawberries

Ocean/swimming pool:: Swimming pool

Hugs/kisses:: kisses with tongue!

Cookies/muffins:: Cookies

p33n/bewbz:: bewbz

Wallet/pocket:: wallet

Window/door:: Door

Emo/goth:: Goth

Pink/purple:: Purple

Cat/dog: cat

Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Long

Pants/shorts:: Pants

Winter break/spring break:: Winter

Spring/autumn:: Autumn

Clouds/clear sky:: Clouds

Moon/mars:: Moon

FRIENDSHIP

How many friends do you have?::hmm maybe like 7 close ones

What are their names?:: Tim, Minh, Johnny, Kenny, Cookie, Casey, Todd

Do you have a best friend?:: not really

Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: no

Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: guys

Have you ever lost a friend?:: Yes

Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: Yes

Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?::


Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: Yes

Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: loaned them money to go to Coachella, and then got fucked ovewr when the asshole didn't pay me back

Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?::helped me move

Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yes

What friend have you known the longest?:: Minh..almost 15 years

Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: no

If so, what is it?::

How often do you spend time with your friends?:: atleats the weekends

Do any of your friends drive?:: Yup

Has a friend of yours ever died?:: no

Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: loan them money

What do you think your friends think of you?:: I'm a dork

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Have you ever been in love?:: yeah maybe

If you have, with who?:: girls

Are you single?:: Yes

Are you in a relationship?:: Nope

If so, for how long?:: ...

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: No

What is your idea of the best date?:: One that actually turned out to be a DATE

What was your first kiss like?:: Scary and exciting

How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: don't remember

Do you think love is a load of shit?::I don't know...yes and no at the same time.

Whats the best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex?:: sex

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: Yes

Have you ever been dumped?:: A couple of times

Have you ever dumped someone?:: Yes several times

Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: light bondage

WORD ASSOCIATION

Slippers:: fuzzy
Hat:: stupid
Hard:: hat
Free:: nothing
Space:: dead
Taste:: food
Good charlotte:: lame ass mtv sucking pseudo wannabe punk band
Red:: blood
Deep:: canyon
Heart:: attack
Cord:: guitar
Cheese:: crackers
Rain:: water
Work:: sucks
Pedal:: bike
Head:: damage
Bed:: sleep
Fluff:: pillows
Hardcore:: music
Race:: loser
Knife:: kill
Jump:: bridge

I....
am:: tired
want:: a better view of the world from my window
need:: money
crave:: attention
love:: intenstiy
hate:: stupidity
did:: what I could
feel:: exhausted
miss:: being loved
am annoyed by:: almost everything
would rather:: sleep
am tired of:: being alone
will always:: be myself

SILLY STUFF

What is your favourite genre of music?:: Industrial
What time is it now?:: 10:20pm
What day is it?:: Friday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: Today
How much money do you have right now?:: 0
Are you hungry?:: No
Whatcha doin?:: updating this
Do you like parades?:: not really
Do you like the moon?:: definitely
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: sleep i'm fucking tired
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?::no
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: transport myself to somewhere else
Have you ever had a picnic?:: no
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?::no
What about sock em boppers?:: no
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?:: yes
pretty?:: No
sarcastic?:: always
lazy?:: yes
hyper?::sometimes
friendly?:: sometimes
evil?:: maybe
smart?:: yes
strong?:: no
talented?:: undecided
dorky?:: sometimes

FOR OR AGAINST

suicide:: yes...save the planet kill yourself
love:: ... for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: mixed
war:: for
canada:: For
united states::most of the time
rock music:: For
gay marriage:: for
school:: for
surveys:: for
parents:: for
cars:: for but prefer dogs
killing:: depends on who is getting killed
britney spears:: Against
coffee:: for
pants:: For

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?:: no
Play strip poker?:: have
Run away?:: why bother
Curse at a teacher?:: no
Not take a shower for a week?:: have
Ask someone out?:: have
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: have
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: have..japan
Go scuba diving?:: maybe
Write a book?:: nah
Become a rockstar?:: hell no
Have casual sex?:: have

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?:: whatever is in the shower
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?::maybe a month ago
What kind of computer do you have?::MACG4!
What grade are you in?:: 30th grade
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yes
Or just make out?:: no
How many posters do you have in your room?:: 0
How many cds do you have?:hundreds