ahem. buy me jeans.
i wear super lowrise (or hip-hugger) jeans. they are priced at 95.00. why god why?
so YOU should buy them for me.
YOU should also pay me to do research for you from home and supply information via e-mail.
IT'S FUCKING MOTHER'S DAY AND I WANT TO GO TO MUIR WOODS GODDAMNIT and i am just sitting here, watching my husband sleep with his ass hanging out of the covers.
up since 7. which is late for us. (the baby and me)
but mostly i need a pair of jeans. i think i only have ne pair left and they look like dogshit on me.
i wear super lowrise (or hip-hugger) jeans. they are priced at 95.00. why god why?
so YOU should buy them for me.
YOU should also pay me to do research for you from home and supply information via e-mail.
IT'S FUCKING MOTHER'S DAY AND I WANT TO GO TO MUIR WOODS GODDAMNIT and i am just sitting here, watching my husband sleep with his ass hanging out of the covers.
up since 7. which is late for us. (the baby and me)
but mostly i need a pair of jeans. i think i only have ne pair left and they look like dogshit on me.

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That'd be a terrilbe way to start mother's day.
Happy belated mother's day!