So after these people thought the whole Steve Irwin thing was funny and some even went as far as making costumes for Halloween, I got an idea. Oh, and for the record, I think it's pretty darn funny too. Sad for his children, well sure of corse, but funny for me.
Here's my idea for a costume, taking it a notch up (some might be...
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Here's my idea for a costume, taking it a notch up (some might be...
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xaly:
Sorry Hamster, I haven't been keeping up with you. But it looks like you haven't been keeping up either, so I don't feel so bad. 
Hope things are going well for you, stay in touch.
Hope things are going well for you, stay in touch.
ontothenext:
Show me some pics of your hamster 
What? You wanted something clever, witty, maybe a bit about my life. Recent happenings, maybe some pictures tossed in to show youse what-teh-eff I've been up to?
You want some of this and a lil of that? Ok.
Watched Hard Candy, yeah umm... can I have those 99min of my life back? That movie blew donkey ass. I saw Employee of the Month with some...
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You want some of this and a lil of that? Ok.
Watched Hard Candy, yeah umm... can I have those 99min of my life back? That movie blew donkey ass. I saw Employee of the Month with some...
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vomitscunt:
Sounds like a goregasm.
misssmartypants:
so... I'm assuming you couldn't? haha.
Everyone keeps saying the beats in massive attack are too weird... I guess dating a drummer had it's advantages?
I for one think that kind of music is hot, it's soft, hard, fast, slow.... mix it up some..
Everyone keeps saying the beats in massive attack are too weird... I guess dating a drummer had it's advantages?
I for one think that kind of music is hot, it's soft, hard, fast, slow.... mix it up some..
The bigger the asshole the cooler you are? Is that how SG works?
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sonofapunk:
I just got your second comment on my journal. And yeah man, I'll totally hetero-hug you too. We're bro's, fo reals. Yes. Plural on that reals. Haha!
Maybe a little hetero ass-squeeze? Hehehe. Kiddin'.
Aaaaaand yeah dude. Cheers! To being single, with a broken heart, and an unrealistic hope for love!
Live it up while you can, aye?
Maybe a little hetero ass-squeeze? Hehehe. Kiddin'.
Aaaaaand yeah dude. Cheers! To being single, with a broken heart, and an unrealistic hope for love!
Live it up while you can, aye?
Mutilate's the name and killing is the game.
There's this bitch I work with (you know the kind, nosey, bossy, just a royal pain in the ass that no one likes.)
Anyways, I'm in the back of the store (STEALING STUFF BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S ALL I EVER DO) preping some bread and a customer walks in. There's already a guy up front fully able to handle the ONE customer but he seems...
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Anyways, I'm in the back of the store (STEALING STUFF BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S ALL I EVER DO) preping some bread and a customer walks in. There's already a guy up front fully able to handle the ONE customer but he seems...
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Cute and nice girls > pretty/beautiful/whatever girls.
In my oppinion, cute girls are beautiful.
If you dress up in Luis Viton, or Christian Dior or whatever is the latest trendy fad you saw sported on E! you can fall in a water grate for all I care. I seriously do not give two fucks about your life and wouldn't give a damn if your little...
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In my oppinion, cute girls are beautiful.
If you dress up in Luis Viton, or Christian Dior or whatever is the latest trendy fad you saw sported on E! you can fall in a water grate for all I care. I seriously do not give two fucks about your life and wouldn't give a damn if your little...
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turin:
you know this never goes well!
No offence to anyone, any race, any gender, or any belief but... emo kids need to wake up.
No your life does not suck because your parents own a Benz
No your not lonely because I just saw you with 50 others just like you....
No, I'm sorry but you do not know anything about the "real world."
No, no, no I won't take pity...
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No your life does not suck because your parents own a Benz
No your not lonely because I just saw you with 50 others just like you....
No, I'm sorry but you do not know anything about the "real world."
No, no, no I won't take pity...
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sonofapunk:
Hahaha! And when we wake up, assuming your tiny underdeveloped-child-boy's-ass doesn't make you die from rectal trauma, we'll listen to Elton John, make strawberry pancakes and watch Richard Simmons.
iamugly:
no i quit the screen to be blue collar. IM a wire monkey now i go into buisnesses late at night and drag cat 5 cables through their walls ceilings and under their floors for a shitload of cash and i don't have to work weekends. Also my boss picks me up at home for like 85% of the jobs i go on so i save a shitload on gas and i get free food drinks and whatever i can steal. it fucking rules.
Being afraid to go to sleep isn't a good feeling.
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sonofapunk:
Awww...
How'd it go my man?
Any luck?
How'd it go my man?
Any luck?
sonofapunk:
That's the single most responsible, mature, and intelligent way to go about things.
Congratulations buddy. You've officially reached the point in breakups that too many fucking people never get to. Very few people are where you are, mentally, right now.
Next step: Happiness.
But that comes with time.
You'll be fine my man. I know you will.
Just remember to smile, whatever the world gives ya.
Take care brotherman.
Congratulations buddy. You've officially reached the point in breakups that too many fucking people never get to. Very few people are where you are, mentally, right now.
Next step: Happiness.
But that comes with time.
You'll be fine my man. I know you will.
Just remember to smile, whatever the world gives ya.
Take care brotherman.
Ever not do something because you didn't know what the right thing to do was? I wonder which is worse, no action or just doing something and then learning from the mistake.
I sort of think that just doing something whether it turns out to be the wrong thing or not might be better considering you just might end up not being wrong at all....
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I sort of think that just doing something whether it turns out to be the wrong thing or not might be better considering you just might end up not being wrong at all....
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xaly:
usually a coin toss on that one. There was one moment in my life though, that I have to say where I didn't do the right thing but I was trying to act in the best interest of myself and everybody else, and I didn't realize until later on that I should have gone with my gut, but it's too late now. I think fear is very powerful emotion, it can govern your life and rule you sometimes.
ladiluck:
meh......
right.........wrong.......
Right= Maximised Fun
Wrong= erm.....Un-Maximised fun ?......Non-Maximised Fun ?
ggrrrraaaarrrr.
right.........wrong.......
Right= Maximised Fun
Wrong= erm.....Un-Maximised fun ?......Non-Maximised Fun ?
ggrrrraaaarrrr.
I
Can't
Get
Over
Her
FUCK!
Can't
Get
Over
Her
FUCK!
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_tab:
I doubt it, I'm on the other side of the country 
sonofapunk:
Buddy...
Here's what you thinking human lifeforms have all wrong. You over-fucking-think things.
If you can't get over her, then you get back to her and you fucking be with her.
If she won't have you back, cut out your heart and bleed it all over her. Make sure she knows how you feel, how you've always felt, and how you'll always feel. Make sure she hears every last damn word that you have to say, and then fuck off. If she wants you back, you guys will get back together and overcome and obstacle, blah blah blah. If she doesn't want you back, then you did the best any man could. You let her know what you want and what you need and what you feel, and if she is not into it, then at least you made an effort, aye?
Nothings worse than not trying. Nothing.
Now get the fuck out there and tell her how you fucking feel.
Otherwise, you'll never know. And that's a LOT scarier of a fate then trying and being rejected.
Because... What if?
What if?
Go.
You know what you gotta do.
Here's what you thinking human lifeforms have all wrong. You over-fucking-think things.
If you can't get over her, then you get back to her and you fucking be with her.
If she won't have you back, cut out your heart and bleed it all over her. Make sure she knows how you feel, how you've always felt, and how you'll always feel. Make sure she hears every last damn word that you have to say, and then fuck off. If she wants you back, you guys will get back together and overcome and obstacle, blah blah blah. If she doesn't want you back, then you did the best any man could. You let her know what you want and what you need and what you feel, and if she is not into it, then at least you made an effort, aye?
Nothings worse than not trying. Nothing.
Now get the fuck out there and tell her how you fucking feel.
Otherwise, you'll never know. And that's a LOT scarier of a fate then trying and being rejected.
Because... What if?
What if?
Go.
You know what you gotta do.