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friedhamster

Seattle, WA

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Thursday Feb 23, 2006

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I was hungry. I stopped reading and left my room in search of food. On my way down the hall I thought, 'hmm, what sounds good? Oooh BLT's do. Yeah well I had not one but two of those last night. They take a bit of time to make too. What about chips and lunch meat? Ugh, all out of meat I think. Well, there's always cereal. True, true, that'll work.'

I find my self in the kitchen soon after and I open the fridge to get the needed milk. And I see

'what the fuuuuck?! Salsa jello? What in god's green earth is this shit?.'

And me being me, I take a wiff. ::sniff-sniff:: 'Tomato?! Oh, damn! It IS salsa jello! Grooossssssss puke puke puke Hmm... I wonder what it tastes like. I see little green chunks, what could that be?!.'

Well I went on to taste it and truth be told it looks a lot worse than it was. I guess it was some crazy V8 junk. Still gross though.
user09824097240:
poop indeed...

mmmm, salsa jello... i must indulge....damn to far away. looks like i'll be spending some quality time in the kitchen....and then the toliet...
Feb 23, 2006
sonofapunk:
Yeah we just hooked up for Valentines Day. A little 5-day-long-sex-a-thon.

We're still broken up though.

frown

Oh well. She still has a lot of growing up to do before she's fit for a relationship.

DUDE! You have the same fridge I do! Hahahahaha! Awesome!

I want some salsa-jello shocked! puke
Feb 23, 2006

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